Steak and BJ day…

Well dear readers…I was congratulating you with Valentine’s day, with Women’s day…I guess it’s time to pay some attention to guys=)

“Welcome to steak and blow job day. Simple, self explanatory and effective : 14th of March…”

According to men, they work very hard to please women on those special days so now it’s time to repay the favor..=)) And this for them is the joyous opportunity….

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that Steak and BJ Day is pretty damn awesome.

The overarching theory is one of “Man’s Valentine’s Day.” You know the drill. Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for a significant other by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner, and many other romantic baubles. They rack their brains for that one special gift that will show their spouse that they truly care.

Well here’s a little secret: men feel a tad left out.

They’re just too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Sure seeing that smile on their face is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Which is why this very holiday was created. March 14th is henceforth “Steak and Blowjob Day.” Simple, effective and self explanatory; this holiday has been created so that the ladies can show their man how much they truly care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.

Not only will Steak and Blowjob Day be joyous day of sensuality for the men, but it will even instigate more effort during February for the women! It’s win win, gentlemen and ladies.

To find out more and explore all what comes along with it visit the official page http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/, just make sure you are appropriate age!=))

Don’t forget to check out the game!

That’s right. A game. On Facebook/Twitter. And you’re a winner.

The rules are simple:

1) @ mention Steak and BJ Day on Facebook / Twitter.
2) Favorite type of steak.
3) How you like it cooked.
4) Preferred hair color of your partner on March 14th.

Here’s a website for good steak recipe’s… for the other thing, you’ll have to find your own recipe, sorry=)

And since I have no receipe for BJ, I found some songs! Enjoy..=))

 

Sincerely,
S.
 
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